Ballroom Dancing and How Life Should Be

• The man should always initiate the dance
• It doesn't matter if you know the man, accept his offer to dance
• Allow the man to lead, just follow his every move
• You will be floating on clouds; spinning, twirling, and smiling
• When the man says thank you for dancing with him, smile and say the same
• Allow the man to walk you back over to your friends to wait for someone else to ask you to dance

When leaving, do not walk past a bar and sarcastically say, "we should go there." A drunk, who claims to be a man, will make a snide comment and offer to buy you a shot. At that point, you'll sink back into reality and dream that life really was like ballroom dancing.